MISCELLANEOUS PARENTHOOD

7 Surprising Discoveries I Made About Motherhood

There is no way to fully prepare for motherhood.

I was told that I would always be tired. That’s an understatement. The lack of sleep is brutal.

I was told that my heart would swell with love. That is also an understatement. As soon as I gave birth, the love overflowed from every pore of my body. As did every other emotion that comes with motherhood…  awe, responsibility, worry, loyalty, pride. Every emotion was intense.

I was also told that my life would change. An understatement as well. Little did I know how drastically it would change. I sometimes refer to periods of my life as “pre-babies” and “post-babies”.

I had anticipated some of the changes, others were completely surprising discoveries….

 

1. I discovered I don’t mind the smell of someone else’s poop.

Let me clarify… “Someone else” means my kids’ poop, not strangers’ poop!

Before I had kids, I changed plenty of diapers. Between babysitting and niece and nephews’ diapers, I had a good amount of experience. I admit I gagged my way through every single one of those diaper changes.

Miraculously though, my own kids’ poop doesn’t smell awful to me. I honestly don’t mind it. I know I’m not alone. Something happens to a mom’s sense of smell when it comes to her own babies. I think it may be the true definition of “unconditional love”… to not mind the poop smell!

 

2. I discovered I could actually forget to brush my teeth.

In my pre-baby days, I loved the snooze button on my alarm clock. I was one of those people who hit the snooze at least  5-10 times before I actually rolled out of bed. When I became a mom, I realized the luxury of a snooze button was gone, for good. Instead, I was woken up most mornings by a crying, sometimes screaming baby. It’s kind of like having a bucket of ice-cold water dumped on my head.

So the routine I used to follow when I’d first wake up, like brushing my teeth, or washing my face, were ignored so I could tend to my baby. Then I’d be off and running for the day.

I am embarrassed to admit there were many, many days when lunchtime came, okay, maybe even dinner time, and I realized I had never made it back to the bathroom to brush my teeth. Or my hair for that matter!

 

3. I discovered a trip to the mall could be the highlight of my social calendar.

Walking

When my kids were babies, I went days without leaving the house. Sometimes a trip to the mall, was the most exciting place I went all week.

I was living in a bubble during those early days. I had a baby glued to me 24 hours a day. I smelled like sour milk and baby spit-up. I often forgot to brush my teeth and comb my hair. I was sleeping about 4 hours a night. I guess it makes sense I didn’t have any other social outings — no one wanted to be near me! So the mall was a big excursion. Freedom. I was out of the house. Other moms were there, like me, aimlessly pushing strollers. Sad as it sounds, it was actually a fun outing for me.

 

4. I discovered I needed to hide my own stash of candy.

I have a sweet tooth. But I also try to eat well. So it’s been important for me to teach my kids about nutrition and healthy eating. I am happy they love fruits & veggies and eat really well. But the minute they discovered sweets, they were as hooked as me. So I try to limit their candy consumption to special occasions. If they see a bag of candy in the house, I get “please, please, please, just one Swedish fish, PLEEEEASSSE!”

So if I have candy, I have to hide it! Then I sneak one Swedish fish at a time so they don’t see me. Crazy, but yes I do it!

 

5. I discovered moms have a uniform – yoga pants and a hoodie.hey-girl-i-love-it-when-you-wear-your-yoga-pants-all-day

One of the first things I discovered after becoming a mom was how important comfort is, and yoga pants are ridiculously comfortable.

Long length ones in the winter, and capris in spring and fall. Never featured on the pages of Vogue Magazine, yoga pants may not be stylish but they are great and definitely better than pajamas (which I would probably wear every day if yoga pants had never been invented).

Having loved fashion and trends, I didn’t see that one coming! But now that I am a mom, comfort wins over style.

yogapants

 

6. I discovered I would want to punch any kid who is mean to my kid.

I thought I liked all kids. I discovered though that I don’t like the ones who do anything to hurt my child’s feelings. The first time I heard a little boy say something mean to my daughter, I wanted to punch him. It’s the mama-lion-protecting-her-cubs instinct.

Of course, I never would punch a child, but the thought has definitely crossed my mind!

 

7. I discovered that my heart would melt every time one of my kids made me a handwritten love note.

When your own child presents you with a love note. Painstakingly written with love, just for you… oh, it’s amazing. Melt your heart, tears-in-your-eyes kind of amazing.

 

bestmom

 

IMG_5488

 

 

 

I’m sure these are only the beginning of many amazing (and maybe some scary) discoveries I will make as I navigate the path of motherhood.

But because motherhood has made me a much better person than I was pre-babies, I say bring on more new discoveries!

 

Check me out on these fun linky parties…

Modern Dad Pages
Domestic Momster
And then the fun began...
If you like what you just read please click to send a quick vote for me on Top Mommy Blogs- The best mommy blog directory featuring top mom bloggers

You Might Also Like

13 Comments

  • Reply Carolyn June 29, 2015 at 11:52 pm

    Oh so true! I thought I was the only one who cringed at changing other kids’ diapers (or–almost worse!–wiping pre-k bottoms who happen to be at our house for a playdate without their mommies). But oddly enough, never am bothered by our own! In fact, I bet I’ve spent more time analyzing what comes out of our kids (“Why is it that color? Oh, must’ve been the blue icing on the birthday cake yesterday, right.”) than is respectable to admit… 🙂

    Great post!

    • Reply cindieblog@yahoo.com June 30, 2015 at 9:03 am

      Ha ha! I don’t want to admit to examining it either, but I have too!!!! Thanks for visiting!

  • Reply kellywhalen June 30, 2015 at 10:22 am

    Ha! So much of this rings true. We definitely hide any food we want for ourselves. The kids will eat anything that’s not nailed down!

  • Reply Grace Mountain Diaries June 30, 2015 at 10:42 am

    Ha! Love these discoveries! Totally with you on everything. Except poop. Still super gross to me. 😉 And would add how it can totally and completely melt my heart when a little hand reaches to hold mine (or rather just one of my fingers). And a drooly kiss. Anytime. If it’s from one of my littles. (And I only cringe a little.)

    • Reply cindieblog@yahoo.com June 30, 2015 at 10:57 am

      Yep! The drool is ok too! This morning my son sneezed in my face, and I only cringed for a second! I laughed though, thinking how gross it would have been if my husband sneezed on me! lol

  • Reply Cole June 30, 2015 at 11:07 am

    So true! When my daughter was a baby we used to go shopping every Friday night with my mom and sisters to stock up on everything we needed for the week. And that was pretty much the only thing I ever did outside of the house until she was about six months old. She was also born in the late fall so it was easy to hide away from winter and not want to go out.

    Those love notes are adorable!

  • Reply Chardae June 30, 2015 at 11:57 am

    This is so sweet! I cannot wait to feel these feelings! Although I have already wanted to punch a kid in the face, they’re just so rude these days.

  • Reply Dayne June 30, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    I love that you embrace the rough edges and realities of being a parent. Such beauty found in the real and unpolished. Thank you so much for sharing 😀

  • Reply DT July 1, 2015 at 6:09 pm

    Those notes are so cute!
    —DT | Here I Scribble

  • Reply Mrs Tubbs July 5, 2015 at 11:18 am

    You give thanks when you discover sweet stuff the child doesn’t like and order that with your coffee when you’re out. Sample conversation: “Mum, why have you ordered that, I don’t like it?” “Oh, I forgot, I ordered this for you as well”. When really it’s because you want to eat your own cake. Without having to bolt it down and give yourself indigestion if you leave a few seconds between bites …

    Oh yes, this post is so true!

  • Reply DomesticatedMomster July 5, 2015 at 6:50 pm

    I relate well to every word you’re saying 🙂 I think that 3 of the last 5 years of my life were some kind of fog that is finally starting to lift and I can see some light. And I still love my yoga pants 😉 thanks for linking up with #momsterslink.

  • Reply thenthefunbegan July 14, 2015 at 3:53 pm

    I’d have to agree with most of this Cindie but I will say that some of the poop that has come out of my boys has been pretty disgusting – no they don’t poop rainbows that’s for sure 🙂 I don’t think the yoga pant thing is quite the big phenomenon over here in the UK as it obviously is in the US – this is the second mom post I’ve read where it is mentioned that motherhood and yoga pants go hand in hand! Thanks so much for linking up to #thetruthabout X

    • Reply cindieblog@yahoo.com July 14, 2015 at 8:50 pm

      You’re lucky the yoga pants haven’t caught on there yet! They aren’t so attractive on some moms! lol! But they are so comfortable.

Leave a Reply