So I told him that I was sure Daddy would wait for us at the top of the mountain.
And he said, “But what if he doesn’t?”. And I said “well, he better, or he’ll be in trouble”.
And it was at that exact moment that my son came up with the best grown-up punishment EVER…. He said “if Daddy doesn’t wait for us, he will get BEER taken away for 100 weeks!” Genius.
Honestly, I’m not sure I’ve ever heard of a punishment more effective than that!