Today I listened to my kids having a funny conversation about which kid has done more “YUCKY” things. It included comments like – “Well, you’re the one that ACTUALLY threw-up ON mommy”…. and “But YOU smeared poop everywhere”. It left me thinking that it’s pretty gross to be a mom. The conversation brought up some…
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16 Fun PG-Rated Ideas For Your Elf On The Shelf
Holiday season is officially here. Which means if you have children, your ELF has returned! We’ve had an elf for the past 8 years. “Snowflake“. Named by my daughter when she was 2. Last year I lost Snowflake. I completely forgot where I had hidden him after the previous Christmas. I hunted and searched and just…
To Pee Or Not To Pee?
Parenthood is full of dilemmas. Moments when you have to choose one path over another. My dilemma today was a big one – TO PEE OR NOT TO PEE? I’ll explain. We took a trip to the beach today. The kids and I drove there and I drank a giant cup of tea on the…
Are You Really Wearing That T-Shirt In Public?
While waiting in line at Dunkin’ Donuts, my daughter pointed to the man in front of us. In a louder-than-needed voice which all kids love to use, when they should be whispering, she said… “Mommy, Got Ticks? Why would anyone ask that? Who’s got ticks? Do I have ticks? Do you have ticks?” The man…
4 Ways Parents Embarrass Their Slightly Older Little Ones
Ways parents embarrass their kids? Hmmm, I’d have to say the list is endless. Up until they were about age 4 or 5, my kids weren’t often embarrassed by me or their dad. We could say or do anything goofy, loud, silly. And they wouldn’t mind. I just asked my cute 5-year-old if I ever embarrass…
It’s Just Another Manic Monday…
IT’S JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY… This is exactly how I feel today! True Story.
Snow Day Cabin Fever
It’s snowing again. How pretty. (I hope you read that with a lot of sarcasm). The Northeast has gotten more than it’s fair share of snow this winter. The falling snow is beautiful in December, but by this point in the winter, everyone is ready for the snow to stop. We’ve had at least eight…