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LAUGHTER MISCELLANEOUS PARENTHOOD

Seriously, Just Go The F**k To Sleep

HONEST PARENTING MOMENT: Most kids haven’t yet learned the full value of sleep. The important preciousness of catching your much needed zzzzzzz’s. So kids fight against going to sleep. Every single night. I admit, I struggle with bedtime. I am home alone every evening with my kids and each night feels like the movie, “Groundhog Day”. I repeat the same routine every night.  I do baths, brush little teeth, read a couple books, say prayers… basically, I cover every single bedtime… { read more }

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LIFE PARENTHOOD

That Moment When You Realize You Traded Your Sanity For…

That moment when you realize you traded your sanity for…Your Children! When you are lucky enough to have children, you give them your “all”. You commit fully. And doing that often means losing every ounce of sanity you may have had left. It happens to each and every parent. It’s a fair trade, though… your brain cells in return for these amazing little people. Inevitably though, there is that moment when you realize they have sucked all the sanity, right… { read more }

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LAUGHTER MISCELLANEOUS PARENTHOOD

Things Kids Love to Say Over and Over (and Over and Over Again)

Kids are creatures of habit. I am sure there are many reasons behind the psychology of why they repeat the same things over and over, but it can be exhausting for parents. Some days, I feel like my life is the movie Groundhog Day (I know you remember it, with Bill Murray, where the day repeats… over and over and over). Yep, Groundhog Day. Welcome to parenthood.   Some of my kids’ favorite things to say to me… “Are we there… { read more }

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LAUGHTER MISCELLANEOUS PARENTHOOD

Top 5 Parenthood Jokes

Take a minute out of your busy day to laugh. Out loud. Daily life for every parent includes tons of stressful moments. Sometimes it’s hard to see the humor in the chaos, but you really have to try. Otherwise you’ll lose your mind. So to help you maintain your sanity, I thought I’d share my Top 5 parenting jokes so you can find your funny today. Remember, laughing is always better than crying!   JOKE #1 A 3-year old daughter… { read more }

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LAUGHTER MISCELLANEOUS PARENTHOOD

Top 5 Mom Items I Wish Someone Would Invent

I’ve always wanted to invent a new product.  I’ve had a couple of good ideas, but then I usually discover it’s already been invented.  Or I see someone on “Shark Tank” with it!  That always sucks –  I think “Oh man, I was this close”. This portable potty seat, for example.  Out of pure necessity, I came up with this brilliant idea. One day, I was stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the Garden State Parkway in New Jersey, when my… { read more }

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